Wind moves the player, who then dumps. We still write it. An early dump in calm can be on-time in a lean.
Toren asks if you played the corridor this week. Most shrug it off, then admit a pair of corridor days.
We cannot install the prairie in Suite 3. We can refuse a calm photo that overrules a windy fortnight.
If you want fans, go elsewhere. If you want the wait you play, tell the truth about the gusts.